For months I had wanted to visit a Five Guys. It’s an authenic American burger chain with several locations dotted around London, and on Friday night the time finally arrived. A little tipsy from post work drinks in Soho, a group of us descended upon Five Guys on Argyle Street for a hearty burger.
The restaurant is decked out as a retro, classic American burger joint – lots of bright lights and the colour red. As I queued I scratched my head about what I was going to order – obviously it had to be a burger, but which? I settled on the bacon burger, fries and a bottle of Corona.
You could have knocked me down with a feather when the cashier announced the total was £16.25. Over sixteen quid for a burger that you order standing up! I begrudgingly paid and decided that it had better be a bloody good burger.
To its credit, Five Guys assembles all burgers to order, and so after ordering there was a short wait, which I don’t mind. They provide peanuts to nibble while you wait which is a nice touch but not so great for those who are allergic like I am.
Eventually I sit to chow down on this burger and, well, what a let down. The burger was pretty tasty, but it was sloppy and yet also dry. I SO wanted to love it, burgers in general hold a very dear spot in my heart. God I love ’em. Sadly the Five Guys burger didn’t hit the mark.
Ultimately, the burger was borderline gross. The cheese was like plastic. The fries were admittedly pretty good, but not great. The beer was warm. The portion sizes were very generous, but so was the bill.
TL;DR: go to McDonalds.
Star rating: ★★☆☆☆ Five Guys but only two stars.